Life According to Dog

dubba dubba hey

2012-01-11T05:45:00.002-05:00

pour me a whiskey shot please sir

faster!

GnR Classy

Another shot of whiskey

What cant he do... ping pong?

Dance water dance!

This is how you do it you whippersnappers

just one more bartender

I know what i'm doing.... really

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growing up... my thoughts on the subject.

2011-11-26T05:07:00.003-05:00

Fuck

2011-10-25T09:47:00.001-04:00

Another Mystery!

2011-05-31T10:43:00.001-04:00

"Cereologists have determined the source of the material used to construct the microlithic monument as being somewhere in The Kitchen. They cannot, however, explain how the so-called 'Krispies' were transported the four hundred inches to their present location at the bottom of the stairs."

The economics of silence.

2011-05-28T09:57:00.007-04:00

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Can I buy A silence?

No Music
No Moving
No Cares
No Distractions
No Talking
No Noise

A lost joy

To Sit
To Look
To Wonder
To Ponder
To Remember
To Dream
To Find a pause between thoughts

How much to buy a moment of silence?

From the world?

From yourself?

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Dance of a new tune to a old step

2011-05-28T07:57:00.012-04:00

So mike is revamping the old Malf site.
End of a era or just a change of format?

Felt like i had to actually type something for this. But it really is a bit odd.
The blogs we we started have I think have begun to die as we have become a facebookin, googledocin, texting, smartphonin, populace.

Really only Eric and our friends wife Cec are the only ones that do post regularly.
I still use mine. but it not really a post blog I think, just a collection of clips and notes that I want to keep or throw on there because i'm at work and don't want to loose the link. Hell I don't know if anyone actually reads this at all? (if you do drop a comment like "yo", I'm just curious)

I do post stuff to Facebook, mostly links to vids, but I have a general practice to put it on my blog for keeping. But i find i don't "Status" on Facebook. Charyl does, Teddy does, Mike does. Will does. But i just stare at that status box and the thoughts are there, i just can't for some reason actual bring myself to type things there. I Reply at times, but not start one.

It's like twitter. I have a account. i Have my links... Do i tweet... not really. I think i have 3 to my name. One to Stephen fry, one to Crabcat (a really funny bunch of costume makers) and one to some random person (i'll look that up later) I've had my account for 6-8 months maybe. I guess I just don't do Post-of-consciousness I guess.

I started serious posting with "luddite" in 2008 (yeesh)

I read it again today and It still echo's in my head.

Boom

Boom

Boom

Can we give it all up? the net I mean?
Could you?

Its a hypothetical question of course, but its a real kicker!
I'm glued now to my cellphone (charyl pokes fun at me about it. Hey I have my cell lass, you have your topchef, lol) Hell I'm now sending this message from my laptop at work on a turbo stick, I'm paying way to much for.
I'm a technophille with a aversion to submersion.

Its a bit of a paradox.

I like talking to people on the phone.
I like talking to people directly.
I like being able to hear the subtle nuances in speach, that are lost in a txt

Yes I now txt, and I've been doing a lot of it as Charyl likes it and uses it a lot. But I really do prefer talking. Always thought txting between friends should be in my opinion.

1. Outgoing text: you up/available?
2. Incoming text: Yes/No
3. IF(2 = "Yes", true = goto 4, False = goto 5) Little programing joke there
4. call person
5. Wait till Later

Not saying "STOP Txting/Facebooking/yaddayadda". I know this is how we are moving as a society. One huge global community separated by keystrokes (or touchscreen taps if you like). I just wonder about the "humanity" of it.

So if I don't friend you, respond to you, happy b-day to you, congratz you in a txt, fill out your linked survey, poke you, Farmville you, twit you, hit the "like" button.

It not because I don't care about you.
It because I don't care about **insert social site here**
Or haven't checked it that day/week/month.

I think i could live without my internet. I would hate every second for a while, but i'd get over it fast.

But enough of this little diversion to the starting vein of this post.

Are blogs dying? the way ICQ/myspace died?
Are they morphing into something else?
why have a personal site anymore when if you put it on facebook/twitter everyone instantly have your blurb, and with their apps can respond to them.
Arrows gave way to the bullet, because they were better at doing the job of delivering their content.

SotA

Its not a joke term it is true, so true. The bleeding edge of technology.

Looking forward to see what mike revamps Malfeus.com to.
Or
If he just archives it, and tosses it into a folder on his external drive, to poke a stick at every few years for nastalgia sake?

Boom

Boom

Boom

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MORE MORE MORE

2011-05-19T07:36:00.005-04:00

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OMG

The answer is yes

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The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

2011-04-10T11:18:00.000-04:00

1. Pillage, then burn. (7 February 2002)[20]
2. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on. (31 July 2009)[21]
3. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody. (1 November 2009)[22]
4. Close air support covereth a multitude of sins. (14 April 2008)[23]
5. Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart. (21 April 2010)[24]
6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it. (13 March 2005)[25]
8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock. (21 November 2002)[26]
9. Never turn your back on an enemy. (8 March 2003)[27]
10. Sometimes the only way out is through. . . through the hull. (17 January 2009)[28]
11. Everything is air-droppable at least once. (15 April 2008)[29]
12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head. (21 November 2002)[26]
13. Do unto others. (8 March 2003)[27]
14. "Mad Science" means never stopping to ask "what's the worst thing that could happen?" (Resident Mad Scientist, back cover)[30]
15. Only you can prevent friendly fire. (18 November 2010)[31]
16. Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth. (21 November 2002)[26]
21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow. (4 April 2004)[15]
27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence. (8 March 2003)[27]
29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less. (8 March 2003)[27]
30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go. (8 March 2003)[27]
31. Only cheaters prosper. (11 May 2003)[32]
34. If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun. (29 February 2004)[12]
35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error. (T-shirt sold by Tayler)
36. When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support. (2 October 2003)[33]
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.' (23 February 2004)[34]
Alternate version: There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload.' (6 March 2004)(Poster sold by Tayler)
38. Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients. (26 March 2004)[35][36

from a amazingly funny and awesome web comic called Schlock Mercenary's
http://www.schlockmercenary.com/

yes.... yoga

2011-04-07T22:45:00.001-04:00

linkz

2011-03-20T14:28:00.000-04:00

http://www.videobash.com/video_show/disappearing-car-door-15343

Just a few notes... Ha! see what I did there...

2011-03-20T09:35:00.014-04:00

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mad yuk skillz

Tappy tappy Ding!

Glass Harp-Toccata in D-stilled minor

I'm sure that wasn't taught in a guitar basic's book...

He's a Bayanist... Thats what it's called apparently.

the mans got paddles... and knows how to use them

Gotta love that southren Twang

Not exactly a instrument... but a GREAT medium for music!

Music this good for your eyes as well

holy crap that sounds amazing

Now for a girl shreddin

Just leaves you sort of... speechless...
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ok these guys are awesome

2011-01-31T20:41:00.001-05:00

Synchronized Japanese slow dance! brought to you by Videobash

Throw up some horns for the OZ!

2011-01-31T03:08:00.000-05:00

Ozzy Scare ! brought to you by Videobash

There is no! movement without rhythm

2011-01-16T08:47:00.001-05:00

Another from the pale blue dot

2011-01-16T08:23:00.004-05:00

ZOOOOOmMMMMMM

2010-11-16T02:02:00.001-05:00

Bah minds been blown!

2010-11-04T10:26:00.001-04:00

Ahhahhahaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaa!

2010-10-31T10:34:00.001-04:00

THe best kung-fu movie i have seen in a long time

2010-06-29T03:13:00.001-04:00

Perspective

2010-06-03T09:03:00.000-04:00

The continuing voyages of the USS KICK ASS

2010-06-03T08:59:00.000-04:00

The Zen Proverbs and a few quotes I like

2010-04-21T03:15:00.008-04:00

“Before enlightenment; chop wood, carry water.
After enlightenment; chop wood, carry water.”
-Zen proverb

“After enlightenment, the laundry.”
-Zen proverb

“When walking, walk. When eating, eat.”
-Zen proverb

“Those who know don't tell and those who tell don't know.”
-Zen proverb

The obstacle is the path.
~Zen Proverb

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
~Andre Gide

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
~Polish Proverb

Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work - that goes on, it adds up.
~Barbara Kingsolver

The map is not the territory.
~Alfred Korzybski

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.
~Russian Proverb

One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem.
~Alexander Jodorowsky

Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us to look before we leap promptly warns us that if we hesitate we are lost; that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but out of sight, out of mind.
~Leo Rosten

No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place.
~Zen

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
~Dr Seuss

You can't fall off the floor.
~Author Unknown

I just snarfed gingerale ...

2010-04-15T06:40:00.001-04:00

just pure awesome ad

2010-04-15T01:18:00.001-04:00

just stick with them.. they will make you laugh

2010-04-14T19:04:00.002-04:00

thanks to steph for the link

Mahahhahhaaahahaaaa

2010-03-17T14:31:00.000-04:00

Wow, fry, just wow

2010-03-15T18:32:00.001-04:00

The Intelligence² Debate - Stephen Fry (Unedited)
by Xrunner17

FYI... its BACK!

2010-03-08T02:29:00.001-05:00

The count down to the end of the world has started again.

KABOOM

2010-01-26T07:24:00.001-05:00

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I’ve climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
of sun-split clouds, — and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of—wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov’ring there,
I’ve chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air....

Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
I’ve topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace
Where never lark nor even eagle flew—
And, while with silent lifting mind I’ve trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.

John Gillespie Magee, Jr.

beware, for I have seen the coming of the end, and it is ... cute

2010-01-26T07:16:00.001-05:00

The mew-pokalypse

Wooah Nelly!

2010-01-14T01:44:00.002-05:00

also

"Have you finished the script?"

2010-01-07T07:12:00.001-05:00

in case you missed this

2009-12-23T18:03:00.002-05:00

As we have said many times... Why cant these guys make full length movies... sigh.

Flying Awesome

2009-11-26T16:19:00.001-05:00

count down to squeeee!

ok... Now how does that cost to buy....

2009-10-28T05:42:00.004-04:00

So bombing along and I run into this off a cracked article...
So this guys got some metal working skills and likes swords...
and not that replica crap you can buy!
Stuff you can swing (sort of... if you have arms like hawsers)

The buster sword
Masamune
The sword from "Berserk"
its the flick blade...
And if you don't liek swords...
A fucking repeater crossbow

Now they may look silly. and not very effective.. but they are funny as hell
Also the swords if you look close are actualy pretty good craftmanship. Plus! I researched a bit. they are full tang and made from real steal. Not aluminum or some shit. these things could actualy take a battering. Now they are totaly impractical... But heck that would be one hell of a wall piece.

He's also got a kick ass accent.

CarlZ

2009-10-27T01:12:00.000-04:00

Well gosh Darn it who'd have guessed

2009-07-23T08:33:00.003-04:00

So reading them the riot act...

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Legal Implications of the "Riot Act" Proclamation
The Archambault and Drumheller riots have given rise to much discussion concerning the proper amount of force that should be used in order to suppress a major disturbance. Within the Criminal Code of Canada there are provisions relating to unlawful assemblies and riots which apply equally to public as well as penitentiary disturbances. These provisions, among other things, outline the amount of force that can be used with legal justification in a riot declared situation.

The purpose of this article is to briefly examine the so-called "Riot Act" and to highlight the legal and practical considerations that accompany the reading of it. When can the "Riot Act" Proclamation be read? The "Riot Act" proclamation referred to in section 67 of the Criminal Code may be read by a Justice of the Peace whenever twelve (12) or more persons are "unlawfully and riotously assembled together". The term "riotously" refers to the tumultuous disturbance of the peace. Since these words are subject to interpretation, a brief examination of the terms "unlawful assembly" and "disturbing the peace tumultuously" is warranted.

A review of the relevant provisions of the Criminal Code and related jurisprudence reveals that an unlawful assembly occurs when at least three (3) or more persons assemble and form a common purpose, and there are reasonable grounds to believe that there will be a tumultuous breach of the peace: See Regina V. Thomas [19711, 2 WWR 734 (B.C. Co. Ct.). In Regina V. Kalyn, (1980) 52 CCC (2nd) 378 (Sask. Prov. Ct.) the court held that if the assembly is tumultuous - that is, the disturbance is caused by a multiple of people and consists of more than just noise - then it may be deemed riotous. However, the assembly is riotous, at the latest, when force or violence begins to be used or where there is an attempt to overpower peace officers who are performing their protective duties.

The "Riot Act" proclamation, when used, must be issued in the following words or words to the like effect:

"Her Majesty the Queen charges and commands all persons being assembled immediately to disperse and peaceably to depart to their habitations or to their lawful business upon the pain of being guilty of an offence for which, upon conviction, they may be sentenced to imprisonment for life. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN".

Who can read the "Riot Act" Proclamation? Pursuant to the provisions of section 67 of the Criminal Code, the so-called "Riot Act" proclamation may only be read by certain individuals such as justices of the peace, provincial court judges, mayors, and sheriffs.

This isn't old and not used. This was USED YESTERDAY! and is current and legal law. Sometimes the old shit is the best shit!

doing it digital style

2009-07-22T20:49:00.000-04:00

This is a test of the digital age?

Hugh fry with side order of funny

2009-07-02T23:12:00.002-04:00

Numba 2

2009-06-19T08:22:00.001-04:00

(insert Jaws theme here)

2009-06-16T15:34:00.001-04:00

good follow up

2009-05-25T06:58:00.002-04:00

A bit wobbely off the start, but finds her stride and goes with gusto

OK YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS!

2009-05-24T05:46:00.002-04:00

Left or right brain test. This is not a joke or a trick. I can get her to go both directions. It just takes finding your triggers to get the left or the right dominate. I'm a right brainer.

Left or right brain test

Free your mind

2009-05-24T04:45:00.002-04:00

This is a sort of ramble no real point no real message:

Was listening to some Micheal Jackson just a few minutes ago and then some Elton john, then hop scotched over to some Metalica, and then mellowed on some Pavoroti. I'd just like to say thanks to my parents for a quality upbringing music wise (Mad props to you awesome gene doners!).

1. Why is i t I can love MJ's music but can't stand the man.
2. I would love to catch a Elton 10 years ago concert.
3. I wish i had never lost those 6 gigs of music back at apt 810.
4. Is manslaughter legal when it pertains only to Soulja Boy?
5. NEVER read the comments on Youtube when listening to MJ or EJ
6. America's got talent and Britain's got talent.. you can really tell who's the second child.
7. Puzzle games ARE NOT to be played at work, as the hours between 1am and 4 am can attest to
8. God damn the garlic bread from Pizza pizza is good!
9. See # 5 again
10. We need more Rocked Out Operas. Get it back into the main stream

I need a hobby... any suggestions?

Sorry Tyler didn't call you back .. See #7

Gonna see if i can get the Anti-twitter working again

I've been watching a crap load of random stuff lately. The space shuttle daily videos of the repair to Hubble. A shorter and less detailed version of the at Astr 160 thing I posted before. Just not as much into it as the teacher is not as good as the Yale guy. That and reading crap loads of Manga online (Mangafox is a really good site with no reading limits like Mangaotaku. but updates a little slower and the scans aren't as good sometimes)

The LHC will be op and operational soon, MUHHAHHHAHHHAAHHAHhhahahhaaa

Playing Mass effect again is nice. Finaly got to do the Biotic all the way up. Major investment char. but by the end you fucking destroy everything in seconds flat. Better than the soldier which rocks the first part but really chugs at the end cause you have to really on the morons (NPC's) for their powers cause you have none.

Wish that game had a co-op!
Make the levels WAY harder, but have two non-morons! that would rock!
The new "bringing down the sky" addon was very nice short and easy.

Fuck its 5 already. have to clean up the office and finish the paper work.

Noodles~!

the cute, its.. my brain...

2009-05-21T21:59:00.005-04:00

Under no circumstances should you look up "Hatsune Miku" in youtube!

EVER

Ok... This is looks like a laugh riot... indubitably

2009-05-21T02:43:00.001-04:00

It's beauty will leave you in its dust

2009-05-13T15:04:00.006-04:00

Hubbles best work

“Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people.” Carl Sagan

"The greatest paint brush of man can not compare to the waxing whimsical of the natural universe in its intricacies and raw beauty." Unknown

“The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.” Henry Louis Mencken

“When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.” Bernard Bailey

"The human mind is not capable of grasping the Universe. We are like a little child entering a huge library. The walls are covered to the ceilings with books in many different tongues. The child knows that someone must have written these books. It does not know who or how. It does not understand the languages in which they are written. But the child notes a definite plan in the arrangement of the books, a mysterious order which it does not comprehend, but only dimly suspects." -Einstein

"Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science." Edwin Powell Hubble

ZOOMMMMBIIESS!

2009-05-11T16:14:00.002-04:00

Dead frontier, brower based zombie huntin mmo

test

2009-05-10T05:48:00.002-04:00

ok this cost $20,000

and this cost in 1960, 150 pounds (or about $200-300 amarican is my guess)

so 40 years and new safety regs added 19,000+ dollars

Lets GET it ON!!!!

2009-05-09T06:14:00.005-04:00

Thus began the 2009 Quote wars...

First salvo

Lets see what you marmite eating toaster monkeys can hit back with, huuuha!

*** post as a response on your web page, max 1 per day ***

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Second step

2009-05-09T06:05:00.004-04:00

Tsukikage Ran is a very nice simple Anime series with funny little episodic plots and not "MASSIVE LONG SILLY NAMED ATTACK POWER" sequences.

or Samurai Champloo for more advanced swordiness (with a bit of the above mentioned silliness, not much though, and a bit of modern day creeping in)

lastly Afro samuari finishing up the selection (this ones full of ballsacking the historical time frame)

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Sometimes my brain wants to leave and take a vacation in the bahamas...

2009-05-09T05:32:00.004-04:00

Oh you might have to scroll up to get to the top. it keeps putting me at the bottom of the article.

Warning behind this link is a absolute fucking moron... you have been warned

How ... I ... No ... But ... Oh fuck it! I give up! I got nothing that can top that.

Ow my brain!

Best "Villian" ever!

2009-05-03T01:26:00.001-04:00

Bob, Agent of HYDRA

The Console

2009-05-02T16:55:00.004-04:00

Left to right is:
1 - Maincomp
2 - Main laptop
2.5 - Old laptop (under main)
3 - Monitor for old laptop
4 - Monitor of the "Old man"
5 - "Old Man"
6 - Old Main yet to be connected (needs agp graphics card)
7 - Printer

Were on a mission from god.'

2009-05-02T05:50:00.002-04:00

I have Lung Cancer, TB, Syphilis, Cunsumpstion, Malaria , Swine Flu, But the apartments clean!

2009-05-01T03:59:00.005-04:00

I have just spent the last ... Aeon cleaning the apartment, I can see the floor!
All while nursing a nice cold, Sucking down cart loads of dust, cat hair, and god knows what else. Now to sit back and enjoy the clean apartment and take a nap.

WRONG FOOL! YOUR NOT DONE YET!

Still have to stay up cause the beds in pieces cause they have to spray the fucking matresses. Then after that wait till 8 am to vaccum, drive the cats over to Ty's to hold, drive back, Off load the recycling and any none-chut compatable crud out to the locked shed (which only opens at fucking 9). Then after that wait for the contractors to show up. Wait till their done, go back to Ty's then... Fucking die.

But on a nice side, the computer station never looked better. Just have to get a camera to show you. It looks... Majestic, and fucking scary, now just have to get the old main comp with a working graphics card and get that up and running, and it will be complete!

Oh and to leave on a downer... the new cat carrier I picked up doesn't work.
But thats my fault... I bought 2 lids not a lid and bottom. fuck. time to squeeze 3 cats into a very small space.

Bork Bork Bork

2009-04-26T03:14:00.007-04:00

Incoming Pseudo-rant

Why is it i'm on youtube and I'm watching tv shows from almost 10 years ago?
With the exception of top gear, mythbusters and smattering of others.
I find I just don't care for 90% of the shows out there on tv.

For example I found a Firefly clip just a few days ago on Youtube and was like:

Shit that was good show..
Oh fuck 2002...
That as 7 years ago...
Christ where the time go.

I think I can name maybe 8 shows in the last few years that I watched more than 2 episodes of:
How i met your mother (Thanks to gthe guys for that)
Sarah conner chronicals
Pain killer jane
Dexter
Family guy
Doctor who (the new one)
Torchwood,
Robot chicken
And these are just a few, and trust me the rest of the list is not much longer.

But even those are a few years old now.
I don't watch TV so my "viewing pleasure" is severaly limited.
But really the ones I do watch tend to be really good (at least what I find good). It really makes me wonder just how much crap they just sand blast at the regular viewers in the hope that some of their crap sticks.
I'm just one demographic (burgoning middleaged geek with a love for anything that goes boom, or is moderatly shiney) think of all the other they have to pander to.

- Tenny bop girl that thinks she'll grow up to be a fashion icon
- Middle age wife that has a child surgicaly attached to her hip.
- Office drone that wishes they had a diffrent life style, but have to be up at 6am
- Old people
- People that watch CNN to get all their news, but only watch the headlines
- Soon to be old people
- People who like watching people change their lives by getting out of the box.

All and all I have to give major Kudos to the tv companies for doing what they do. Even if the majority of it is horrible filth mongering.

Never judge books by covers

2009-04-16T20:17:00.007-04:00

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Turn your speaker up,
sit back and
enjoy
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So... What have the big companies exactly been doing for 20 years?

2009-04-02T00:27:00.000-04:00

Following that laugh...

2009-03-28T00:41:00.005-04:00

sometimes technology can produce beautiful art just takes the right eye to see it.

Had a chat with a Co-worker about what is art and isn't. He's a firm beliver that "computer" generated art is not real art. I believe that art is simply a term to define something that provokes a reaction from you. Good, bad, large small, theatre, movie, painting, comix, stories, it doesn't mater. It is art. If it doesn't get a reaction from you it may still be art, but for you it has failed at its purpose. Some find 3 bars of color to be somehow thought provoking. I do not. Doesn't mean its not art, just means it is aimed to segment of the populace that somehow gets a reaction from it (be it... a small segment of the populace)

I watched this small video of rendered lines of light that are built from the flight paths of planes. I thought it was very beautifull.
Would I put it on the wall... No.
Do I concider this art... Yes.

No real point here, just expressing a feeling (or trying to)

I pissed my pants

2009-03-28T00:33:00.003-04:00

And for god sakes don't be drinking anything when you listen to this

Run hammster run

2009-03-26T05:26:00.002-04:00

At times you do what you have to for your children.

On July 22, 2007, during severe flooding, Hammond left his Porsche 911 - in which he had been stuck in traffic for 13 hours - to run home for his daughter's birthday. He ran 16 miles (26 km) in two-and-a-half hours (from 3am to 5:30 am), arriving home before his daughter woke up.

Full thing here

Their silly, their funny, but those simple blokes really are some the best guys out there.

Oceans 5

2009-03-20T20:20:00.002-04:00

I've always said security is a illusion. If someone wants to get in .. they will.

Link

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Sack people killed Dillinger

2009-03-19T04:18:00.002-04:00

Amendum to "beautiful"

2009-03-15T02:14:00.003-04:00

Was doing some poking around and ran across this. you'll know the part where my mouth dragged on the floor.

Armstrong died of a heart attack on July 6, 1971, at age 69,[35] 11 months after playing a famous show at the Waldorf-Astoria's Empire Room. Shortly before his death he stated, "I think I had a beautiful life. I didn't wish for anything that I couldn't get and I got pretty near everything I wanted because I worked for it."[36] He was residing in Corona, Queens, New York City, at the time of his death. He was interred in Flushing Cemetery, Flushing, in Queens, New York City.

His honorary pallbearers included Governor Rockefeller, Mayor Lindsay, Bing Crosby, Ella Fitzgerald, Guy Lombardo, Duke Ellington, Dizzy Gillespie, Pearl Bailey, Count Basie, Harry James, Frank Sinatra, Ed Sullivan, Earl Wilson, Alan King, Johnny Carson, David Frost, Merv Griffin, Dick Cavett and Bobby Hackett. Peggy Lee, one of Armstrong's favorite vocalists, sang The Lord's Prayer at the services

The mighty Satchmo can still floor me, and this time without even singin a word.

Just when you don't expect it... Word suplex from the top rope!

2009-03-14T18:47:00.001-04:00

Its .. Perfect!

2009-03-13T22:34:00.000-04:00

B031 to C7654 then to H3475 .. or was that H3457... CRAP!

2009-03-13T18:50:00.003-04:00

It's terrifying, yet so beautiful

2009-03-13T04:07:00.001-04:00

Virtualy beautiful

2009-03-12T04:06:00.000-04:00

...

2009-03-05T07:43:00.002-05:00

Ba Dump Bump Hiss

actualy called a sting, and erroneously known as a rimshot, my bad

DAMN NATURE, YOUR SCARY!

2009-03-05T00:33:00.003-05:00

A very Ice series of videos from nova

2009-02-26T23:56:00.002-05:00

Alphabeticaly FUCKED UP

2009-02-26T20:21:00.000-05:00

Make sure you stay past the end credits!

Clarkson and Hammond go on walkabout

2009-02-19T19:09:00.001-05:00

Note:
When referring to Topgear Amarica, he's referring to NBC not taking the show when he says "they just didn't get it"

Your fucking dreams ( as made by BMW )

2009-02-19T18:41:00.002-05:00

it also has EYES!!!!

And now for something completely different... and beautifull.

2009-02-19T04:32:00.001-05:00

Ok, you have my attention Mr. Boom Boom Bay

2009-02-19T04:28:00.000-05:00

Now DON'T SUCK!

We can rebuild him, better, faster, more broken...

2009-02-19T04:02:00.002-05:00

Due to a change in HD format at Youtube. Embeded vids (in HD) no longer work well with blogger... SO I have gone to a more stripped down version until I can find another work around.

Viva la Revolution!

2009-02-19T03:57:00.000-05:00

I hope this turns out, and doesn't fuck up like the HD vid from before.

Yes... I am a NERD! and so are you.

2009-02-14T19:05:00.003-05:00

So a ran across a video while punting around Youtube. The posters name really caought my attention.

Yalecourses.

Thats right. Freakin Yale!

The original video was about black holes and I was hooked.

This is a video taping of ASTR(160) at yale.
The teachers funny and I like his sense of humour.
Also you learn a fuck load about finding exoplanets, blackholes, and other funky stuff. The math level is about grade 9-10 so isn't that hard, and the teacher hates "Android math" so the math goes fuzzy/fun at parts.

The links are hard to find (yale didn't make following the course flow easily, so I've done it for you)

1. Introduction
2. Planetary Orbits
3. Our solar System and the Pluto Problem
4. Discovering Exoplanets: Hot Jupiters
5. Planetary Transits
6. Microlensing, Astometry and other methods
7. Direct imaging of Exoplanets
8. Introduction to Black Holes
9. Special and General Relativity
10. Tests of Relativity
11. Special and General Relativity (cont.)
12. Stellar Mass Black Holes
13. Stellar Mass Black Holes (cont.)
14. Pulsars
15. Supermassive Black Holes
16. Hubble's Law and the Big Bang
17. Hubble's Law and Big Bang (Cont.)
18. Hubble's Law and the Big Bang (Cont. 2)
19. Omega and the End of the Universe
20. Dark Matter
21. Dark Energy and the Accelerating Universe and the Big Rip
22. Supernovae
23. Other Constraints: The Cosmic Microwave Background
24. The Multiverse and Theories of Everything

Warning These are 45 minute a piece, don't expect to wiz through them in a day. But contained within is just a monumental load of nify information about just about everything space and geeky.

How to play - insert - class in WoW

2009-02-01T05:38:00.003-05:00

Dead people arn't this calm!

2009-02-01T05:28:00.003-05:00

Blue Screen of Death

2009-01-31T02:54:00.002-05:00

Changed to a Link cause it was bugging me

My teeth are rotting and i can't stop laughing!

2009-01-30T20:56:00.004-05:00

You can watch the individual ones labels by english. or with the following link it will put you on the view list to see all the full shows...

超級變變變/ 反裝大賞第64回12-16

cause you can't type that into Youtube...

And Gaki No Tsukai is back...

All you need to know is they are not allowed to laugh :)

look for more try "Batsu", "silent library", "Gaki No tsukai", "Downtown" and if you want english remember to tag "sub" at the end

Its not TATU but it will tattoo your mind

2009-01-30T07:07:00.002-05:00

Freeze sucka

2009-01-02T02:38:00.001-05:00

Feeze frame

Walkdown with me.

2008-12-13T22:26:00.002-05:00

For a long time now I have been a anime fan. I have seen great stuff and crap.

Over the next while I will be trying to share a smig of "greats" I have found, and adored.

For your viewing pleasure I have Katsuhiro Otomo: Memories. Actualy 3 seperate movies Magnetic rose, Stink bomb, and Cannon Fodder. Below is Magnetic rose, a truely haunting and beautifully done ghost ship movie.

Katsuhiro Otomo: Memories Magnetic Rose part 1
Katsuhiro Otomo: Memories Magnetic Rose part 2
Katsuhiro Otomo: Memories Magnetic Rose part 3
Katsuhiro Otomo: Memories Magnetic Rose part 4
Katsuhiro Otomo: Memories Magnetic Rose part 5

I've watched the other 2, and of the three I think "rose" is the best of the three. But the others are great works in their own rights.

sweet

2008-11-30T03:06:00.003-05:00

And for the love of god and all that is holy, never ever be on the receiving end of this nightmare

Oh ... this is real, and its whats mounted on the Iroquois destroyers. this is just the most nasty video of it firing I could find. :)

How do you clean coffee out of a keyboard?

2008-11-25T05:31:00.003-05:00

I'm not kidding I actually spat coffee up all over my keyboard at a specific point in the second video (can you guess when?). A must see for ALL sports fans

(please bear withthe slow titles at the beginning)

(No slow titles before this one)

And lastly for all you top gear fans out there
Link

WANKERS

2008-11-25T03:47:00.004-05:00

SOOO... whats Blizzard doing now?

See my post earlier about online download?

WELL THEIR DOING IT NOW!

Just had to wait a week

Guess they wanted a old fashioned roll out for the first week or sumthin...

OCD

2008-11-20T02:06:00.000-05:00

Why don't more companies do this?

2008-11-15T19:31:00.002-05:00

While installing XP to get fallout working I sat watching the loading bar creep across the screen a odd train of thought crossed my mind (OMG matt! a odd train of thought? never!)

I had just punched in the CD-Key a few seconds earlier which brought me to this thought.

Unfortunately the blue screen of death showed up and carpet bombed that train of thought.

Thankfully installing Fallout on my laptop brought it back to life.

Why don't more companies do it like NC-Soft?

You have 2 options with NC-Soft

Buy game at store and get CD-key in box, register CD-key with account
Download game free from site, and buy CD-Key, register CD-Key with account

I'm really surprised Blizzard hasn't done this yet?

They already have a massive system for downloading their patches and content upgrades.

Just make the game and its expansions available for online download already!

NC-Soft had it so right!

Heck no box, or key in hand I could install city of heros/villians and be up and playing in a hour. Because my account is still on file with them with the 2 CD-Keys I bought still registered with them.

Only downside is the retailers loose a bit of business I guess. But blizz could just ship fancy packed CD-Keys to the store that they could sell for the same price as the full box I guess
*shrug*

Sword of Troll slaying +100

2008-11-13T01:51:00.010-05:00

WARNING!
WARNING!
RANT INCOMING

5 way to stop Trolls killing the internet

I think this article on cracked (normally a humor site) has some very good points.

I personally would love a sort of personalized internet avatar that you can setup. Say a nominal charge of $20 a year that you can link your information too. That would work on every site, allow you to access everything without having to input every time all that stupid questions and information. Sort of like "pay pall" but for... everything.

You want to comment on You tube. You click the comment button, it checks your ID to see if you haven't been flagged as a total Asshat on forum posts, then you can post. You get flagged you can contest it, ask for a review, or pay the $10 reactivate fee.

You want to buy a car on E-bay, it checks your ID, and if you haven't got flagged as a fraud, you then can bid. If your flagged you can still bid but your bids goes to the front of the "possible fraud" section, You get flagged, then contest it, ask for a review, or pay the fine.

You want to access your bank accounts, click and using the $10 dongle on your key chain submit your finger print ID. wallah access to all your financial info.

All this you can do now. But each site, each thing you want to do is a separate account, a separate ID and password prompt, and has NO repercussions on your personage. You get booted form "screaming goth chicks" cause you flamed the board. You can just re apply add a "2" to the end of your name and continue flaming. Now your banned... and banned from EVERY SITE. Hurts donut?

Probably not a "click" your screwed button. More like rating on you tube, drop below -100 on your account and your rights are revoked, or return at the rate of 10 points a week (or you pay to get it back up). say something that pisses one person off -1. put something up that pisses off 100 people and -100. Tick off a Admin, or get noticed by a Admin. Bamm -100 right there.

Be a total ASS in a game (example WoW) get a -4 from the rest of your party. Be a Ass in general chat -1 temporary points that fade off in 1/2 a hour. -100 leads to a suspension of access till your points drop off. keep it up your banned. Now your banned not just from WoW. But from EVERY online game that requires a account. BE NICE!

1 unified account, 1 unified person. real consequences.

You want to access a Malaysian underage whore house online... enter your ID. What? Your state/province/country doesn't allow that? Well my friend I hope you can explain that to the investigators.

You been ushering death threats to some person, lets check your ID. Oh your information is secure and can't be divulged? While sorry but your ID from your comments been flagged by the victim, and since you failed your review request cause the provider agreed that saying "i'll fucking kill you, and fuck the eye hole" was a bit illegal. The police now have legal authorization to access your ID info.

Of course hacking and the trafficking of Illegal or pirated ID's becomes a problem. Identity theft is a major issue. But then.. it is now already. But really the government is falling father and farther behind fighting this stuff. they respond rather than innovate. We can't wait for this stuff to come from them. The internet companies, the providers, and the programmers have to get off their asses and do this. cause they are the front line. They make the communities that are the "interwebs" They need to become the police that are not there now.

(Heck policing the accounts could become a whole new job force of police officers. New jobs always good.)

Piracy would be limited to sites that do not conform and use the old ID access system or no ID access system at all. Basically a "look were not legit" flag waving in the air.

The web would polarize into registered and unregistered. What side would you be on? Would you dance back and fourth across the DMZ?

The web is becoming the place the world meets. Moderation and consequence is coming. What form? who knows?

"But with the formal ID then freedom of speech that made the internet so popular would vanish"... Really? I'm pretty sure it was E-mail, Napster, IRC, Myspace, Youtube, facebook that made the internet popular with the masses, with only 1 of those being semi illegal (till they finished the court battle). And the last4 are absolutely full of retards vomiting their illness on the screen in front of you. IRC, Myspace, youtube, face book all have ignore functions. Functions that they shouldn't have had to put in if people were civil and polite. Manners that vanish in the flicer of a eye, when concequence is taken away.

LOL, fag, first, and any other "troll" sentencence, make me want to beat to death anyone that says "freedom of speech" when referencing the internet. The "freedom" they speak of is for the most part just a license to spout whatever enters your mind that would get all the teeth in your mouth punched out, in real life.

I swear the internet is like Tourettes syndrome for the masses.

Sorry bit a rant there

SO FUCKING ANGRY

2008-11-12T06:02:00.003-05:00

Go to BEST BUY
find out they don't have regular Fall out 3
Buy collectors
install
find out it doesn't work with windows 2000
borrow mikes copy of XP
"upgrade" 2000 to XP at midnight
incur error with XP install (blue screen of death)
Re install XP
Find out with reinstall of XP it has lost Sound drivers, video drivers, all flash players, all codec. (OH they are there... but does windows see them.. nope)
fight for 2 hours (now 3 AM) to ge sound and video working
Succeed
Play 3 hours of Fallout with happy smile.
Eat shit sandwich when you stop, go to write this note, and find Mozilla due to the reinstall has lost ALL of your bookmarks some how. ALL like 200 of them.... ARGHH!
Thump head on desk
drink shot of Vodka
Go to bed
Seriously consider restarting Fallout as EVIL just to VENT on anything that Fucking moves.

"This breaking news just in! Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!"

2008-11-08T01:03:00.004-05:00

BSEG - Barbaric structural engineering degree

2008-11-01T19:38:00.000-04:00

Aliens 3... with less suck

2008-10-04T19:48:00.000-04:00

Script

Apparently Gibson put in a script for aliens 3...

Death by overexposure

2008-10-02T00:06:00.003-04:00

I present this before continuing.

A moment in history

I really think that major sports are being killed little by little by the media. Kinda like a slow poison that eats away at the one thing that keeps sports alive...

Your interest.

I'm not a hardcore fan of any major sport. If i lived in the U.S. I'd probably be a American football fan. England or Europe I'd be a Football fan. India or the Far east cricket, Japan Baseball. Here in Canada it's supposed to be hockey. But as much as I like the sports I can't spout numbers, or stats, or anything like that.

Going into a sports conversation for me is like tying one arm and a leg behind my back and hopping into a boxing ring. I liked Tie Domi, I like Sundin, I liked Felix. Why? Cause I thought they were cool. No I don't care about how many goals, or how often they win. I like them cause... I like them.

"I know half of nothing, about jack shit", is the term I believe.

I was reading that article and it rang a few bells in my head. I wonder how different really the sports stars of yesteryear are from the sports stars today. Did they have agents? Endorsement deals? multimillion dollar paychecks (or.. thousand dollar paychecks to account for inflation).

I feel for me and probably a percentage of people out there. Its kinda like the 911 entry I put in before. Sports are... over hyped. You can turn on ESPN or look it up on the net and see 40 articles on a 20 minute fight analyzing every detail. Nothing is left to the imagination anymore.

I just can't get excited anymore. I feel the buzz when I have gone to the occasional game in person. It seems different there. You form your own opinion, you are "experiencing" it through your own senses. Rather than down the lens of a camera, backed by a announcer spouting stats and percentages. It starts to get a bit.. filtered.. not real anymore.

Then... I don't own a TV.

Maybe this is just the perspective of a poor boy peering in through the shop windows at all the candies, and not knowing if they are tasty. Everyone else seems to find them tasty would I too, if I could afford them?

A reprieve

2008-09-26T23:55:00.004-04:00

Due to a failure with some coolant and some magnets the LHC is down for about 2-4 months (repair time + holidays)

So ... 10 days of nail bitting, then a big cold fart.

We'll pick back up when the WORLD DESTROYER is turned back on again sometime in the spring.

Till then

World still here.